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I Wish I Was A Ninja 2023

  • Region Bandits Kloof, Eendekuil & Piketberg, Swartland, South Africa
  • Grapes Colombard
  • Vineyard Organic
  • Cellar Fermented with native yeasts, unfiltered & unfined, no additional sulphites
  • ABV 8.5%
  • Size 750ml

About the wine

Immediately satisfying and incrediby easy-going pét-nat of Colombard, clocking in at an inviting 8.5% ABV. Aromatically, this fizz just jumps from the glass with layers of ripe apple, sweet melon, lemon zest and fleshy white peach. On the palate there is a moreish off-dry sweetness balanced with a laser beam of acidity and thirst-quenching bubble. The label says it all with this one, it’s a bottle for good times with friends and certainly not one to be taken too seriously.

Made with 100% Colombard from dry land trellised vines planted on decomposed granite soils. The grapes are hand-harvsted and begin fermentation in stainless steel vats before being bottled under crown cap where to complete fermentation - capturing those bubbles, pét- nat style! The bottles are disgorged after 10months and just a whisper of sugar remains, leaving the wine with a satisfying balance of sugar, acidity and fizz.

About Testalonga

After travelling extensively in Portugal and Austria learning his craft, Craig Hawkins returned to South Africa and became the winemaker at top Swartland estate Lammershoek.  Craig now makes his own Testalonga wines from various small, organic vineyard sites in Swartland and makes everything naturally, with as little intervention as possible. 'Baby Bandito' is his easy drinking, entry-level range.      

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